I am fairly confident that your rookie bravado is but a glimpse of your talents. Considering I have never heard of you and your so-called abilities, I would have to doubt your threats.
I will give you this small piece of advice: don’t waste the life you currently have. The sea is unforgiving and I’m in no mood to let a rookie slide without proving himself first. That is mercy in its finest form and it is not something you will be offered by most.
You can give me your thanks and be off.
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To that person earlier who asked how I felt about the bird: I’m sure this will clear up any misconceptions of he and I “hooking up” any time soon.
It would be my pleasure. Should I send your petrified remains to the next of kin now or later?
Wouldn’t you like to know?
Actually, it is more of a “what” if you would like the specifics. I heard the species is called “Whos” - unfortunate little creatures, but they do make fine pieces of clothing.
schmallison asked: SIR CROCODILE! SIR CROCODILE! WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MR. DOFLAMINGO?!?!?!
I would rather not discuss my feelings on the matter. He’s a useless fool.
And his choice in clothing is atrocious at best.
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